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quote[0]="Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.<br><br>-Benjamin Franklin";
quote[1]="Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c.<br><br>-W.C. Fields";
quote[2]="He knows just how I like my martini; full of alcohol.<br><br>-Homer Simpson";
quote[3]="Remember I before E, except in Budweiser.<br><br>-Professor Irwin Corey";
quote[4]="To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support group. Salvation in a can!<br><br>-Leo Durocher";
quote[5]="We must have really painted the town last night. I have a pounding headache, my mouth tastes like vomit, and I don't remember a thing.<br><br>-Ned Flanders";
quote[6]="Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is<br>beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but<br>the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.<br><br>-Dave Barry";
quote[7]="To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.<br><br>-Homer Simpson";
quote[8]="When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When<br>we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to<br>heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!<br><br>-George Bernard Shaw";
quote[9]="24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.<br><br> - H.L. Mencken";
quote[10]="When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.<br><br>-Paul Hornung";
quote[11]="An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.<br><br>-Ernest Hemingway";
quote[12]="Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.<br>Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the<br>brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.<br>If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams<br>would be shattered.<br>I think, It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come<br>true than be selfish and worry about my liver.<br><br>-Babe Ruth";
quote[13]="Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say are you going to drink that?<br><br>-Lisa Claymen";
quote[14]="Life is too short to drink cheap beer.<br><br>-Anonymous";
quote[15]="When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.<br><br>-Henny Youngman";
quote[16]="Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.<br><br>-Anonymous";
quote[17]="The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.<br><br>-Humphrey Bogart";


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